Baby you can sit next to me if you want to, but Mommy is answering emails right now, so you have to be quiet... Because that's just what grownups have to do... Son, stop it. Even if I wanted to do that, we don't have enough time, your Father will be home soon... Fine, you can touch yourself, but just stop bothering me... Your not going to behave yourself are you son? Okay, okay I guess I could take a break for a little bit. You're lucky you have such a nice Mommy, just please try to make it quick baby..